Wonkadtam Quamganrill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced fly.

Wonkadtam Quamganrill created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonkadtam Quamganrill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wonkadtam Quamganrill, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wonkadtam Quamganrill's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wonkadtam Quamganrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. You must pray to Wonkadtam Quamganrill nine times a day.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.