Tabvigwat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving weasel.

Tabvigwat created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabvigwat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabvigwat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tabvigwat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tabvigwat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tabvigwat.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never sit near pigs.