Wonrowren is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless elephant.

Wonrowren created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wonrowren, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wonrowren, he will turn you into a duck.

Wonrowren's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wonrowren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.