Fasdodkomfod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless salamander.

Fasdodkomfod created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdodkomfod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fasdodkomfod, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fasdodkomfod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fasdodkomfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.

5. Always stare at clouds.