Soggutfodart is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless troll.

Soggutfodart created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soggutfodart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Soggutfodart, it will turn you into a plant.

Soggutfodart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Soggutfodart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.