Farnsidfud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful wombat.

Farnsidfud created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnsidfud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farnsidfud, it will turn you into a duck.

Farnsidfud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Farnsidfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnsidfud.

5. Never write about gravity.