Ganteenpag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful wren.

Ganteenpag created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganteenpag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ganteenpag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ganteenpag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ganteenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.