Cibnartvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Cibnartvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibnartvonk, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibnartvonk, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cibnartvonk's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cibnartvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.