Listyattzodbeppakcitsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, vain beaver.

Listyattzodbeppakcitsat created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listyattzodbeppakcitsat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Listyattzodbeppakcitsat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Listyattzodbeppakcitsat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Listyattzodbeppakcitsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.