Danmanbad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, flying dog.

Danmanbad created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danmanbad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Danmanbad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Danmanbad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Danmanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn eagles for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.