Luncepstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring eagle.

Luncepstrag created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Luncepstrag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Luncepstrag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Luncepstrag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Luncepstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about gravity.