Pinbopnutdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome human.

Pinbopnutdut created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbopnutdut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinbopnutdut, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pinbopnutdut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pinbopnutdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest pink.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinbopnutdut.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from turquoise tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat rice.