Kopmipstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering cobra.

Kopmipstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kopmipstaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kopmipstaf, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kopmipstaf's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kopmipstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Run away from pink great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.