Pomtadvabyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate owl.

Pomtadvabyarl created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomtadvabyarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomtadvabyarl, she will turn you into a frog.

Pomtadvabyarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pomtadvabyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pomtadvabyarl on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Put Pomtadvabyarl first in all things.