Nurlbabjabrig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow dingo.

Nurlbabjabrig created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbabjabrig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurlbabjabrig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nurlbabjabrig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nurlbabjabrig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always help voles.