Yogmilgov is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless frog.

Yogmilgov created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogmilgov, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogmilgov, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yogmilgov's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yogmilgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Never feed cucumbers to snakes while wearing yellow skirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.