Funbigmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witty seal.

Funbigmot created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funbigmot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Funbigmot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Funbigmot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Funbigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about planets.