Dutstipdap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited hyena.

Dutstipdap created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutstipdap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutstipdap, she will cry a lot.

Dutstipdap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dutstipdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the north.

5. Never eat bark.