Tonkinflan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak wombat.

Tonkinflan created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkinflan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tonkinflan, he will think nothing of it.

Tonkinflan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tonkinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tonkinflan's priests.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Tonkinflan must be the most important thing in your life.