Bimzandin Komligken is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, conceited porpoise.

Bimzandin Komligken created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimzandin Komligken, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimzandin Komligken, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bimzandin Komligken's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bimzandin Komligken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always obey Bimzandin Komligken's priests.

3. Never feed wheat to mites while wearing cyan coats.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. You must love Bimzandin Komligken.