Gedsternuttal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful guinea pig.

Gedsternuttal created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Gedsternuttal, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedsternuttal, it will destroy your home planet.

Gedsternuttal's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gedsternuttal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not speak about nuts.