Dabartgofnatyok is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ruthless owl.

Dabartgofnatyok created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabartgofnatyok, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabartgofnatyok, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dabartgofnatyok's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dabartgofnatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Dabartgofnatyok on top of important buildings.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not kill birds.