Zodcipcun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited weasel.

Zodcipcun created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zodcipcun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodcipcun, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zodcipcun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zodcipcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.