Libpidtad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive bee.

Libpidtad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libpidtad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libpidtad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Libpidtad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Libpidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.