Kadbossnell is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited bee.

Kadbossnell created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kadbossnell, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadbossnell, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kadbossnell's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kadbossnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. You must pray to Kadbossnell four times a day.