Yikditveen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive camel.

Yikditveen created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikditveen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yikditveen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yikditveen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yikditveen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Yikditveen on top of important buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never hurt moths.