Arn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive monkey.

Arn created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arn, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arn's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Arn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Hide from cyan frogs for they are unholy.

5. Put Arn first in all things.