Tarfedvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering walrus.

Tarfedvol created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Tarfedvol, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tarfedvol, he will turn you into a frog.

Tarfedvol's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tarfedvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarfedvol.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Never look in ponds.