Nillnadcat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent meerkat.

Nillnadcat created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Nillnadcat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillnadcat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nillnadcat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nillnadcat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nillnadcat on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never paint your legs violet.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.