Dum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent donkey.

Dum created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Dum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dum, she will be very unhappy.

Dum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dum first in all things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dum.