Mipzedpin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet snail.

Mipzedpin created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipzedpin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipzedpin, she will be very unhappy.

Mipzedpin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mipzedpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never eat beans.