Betdinjig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able squirrel.

Betdinjig created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betdinjig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Betdinjig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Betdinjig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Betdinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Always obey Betdinjig's priests.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Always help seals.

5. Put Betdinjig first in all things.