Afjadkongeb is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, grumpy zebra.

Afjadkongeb created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afjadkongeb, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afjadkongeb, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Afjadkongeb's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Afjadkongeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afjadkongeb.

5. Never think about planets.