Cudmisgumfig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating human.

Cudmisgumfig created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Cudmisgumfig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cudmisgumfig, it will turn you into a goat.

Cudmisgumfig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cudmisgumfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.