Parkrullbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable capybara.

Parkrullbun created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkrullbun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Parkrullbun, it will remove you from existence.

Parkrullbun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Parkrullbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Parkrullbun on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must pray to Parkrullbun five times a day.