Wablargcin Poglibzak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest monkey.

Wablargcin Poglibzak created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wablargcin Poglibzak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wablargcin Poglibzak, it will turn you into a dog.

Wablargcin Poglibzak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wablargcin Poglibzak's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help monkeys.