Tifjintal is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Tifjintal created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifjintal, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tifjintal, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tifjintal's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tifjintal's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.