Tonkcisscin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable bee.

Tonkcisscin created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcisscin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tonkcisscin, she will turn you into a rat.

Tonkcisscin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tonkcisscin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not take Tonkcisscin's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the north.