Madkimmidsug is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, effective
hamster.
Madkimmidsug created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Madkimmidsug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Madkimmidsug, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Madkimmidsug's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Madkimmidsug's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Always help hamsters.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.
5. Retreat if four tortoises approach from the south.