Artgunfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sapient fox.

Artgunfut created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artgunfut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Artgunfut, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Artgunfut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Artgunfut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing yellow corsets.

4. Never laugh near rats.

5. Do not eat grapes.