Hudsogyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast bee.

Hudsogyatt created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudsogyatt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudsogyatt, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hudsogyatt's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hudsogyatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hudsogyatt four times a day.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Hudsogyatt loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Hudsogyatt.

5. Always help sick manatees.