Dinrotdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate butterfly.

Dinrotdag created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinrotdag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dinrotdag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dinrotdag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dinrotdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Never talk about black holes.