Farnhading is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable dove.

Farnhading created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farnhading, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farnhading, she will remove you from existence.

Farnhading's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Farnhading's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Farnhading on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing magenta tights.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.