Wegcepkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered monkey.

Wegcepkim created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcepkim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wegcepkim, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wegcepkim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wegcepkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away if four horses approach from the south.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Wegcepkim's priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wegcepkim.