Bodriprow is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody wren.

Bodriprow created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodriprow, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodriprow, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bodriprow's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bodriprow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not make images of living things.