Haparnfat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil raven.

Haparnfat created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haparnfat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Haparnfat, he will not invite you to parties.

Haparnfat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Haparnfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never wear dresses.