Abdam Flamkar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty clam.

Abdam Flamkar created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Abdam Flamkar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abdam Flamkar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Abdam Flamkar's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Abdam Flamkar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Abdam Flamkar.

2. Abdam Flamkar loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.