Manhanspag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak penguin.

Manhanspag created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhanspag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Manhanspag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Manhanspag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Manhanspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.