Vindabratcumduttonkfar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless fish.

Vindabratcumduttonkfar created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vindabratcumduttonkfar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vindabratcumduttonkfar, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vindabratcumduttonkfar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vindabratcumduttonkfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not take Vindabratcumduttonkfar's name in vain.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vindabratcumduttonkfar on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.