Dudquartbin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable fairy.

Dudquartbin created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudquartbin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudquartbin, he will turn you into a rat.

Dudquartbin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dudquartbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not take Dudquartbin's name in vain.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about comets.